this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.
How can I?
You’re taking all the stupid with you.
"Captain America: The Winter Soldier" Screening in NYC
The Holy Trinity of Beacon Hills Lacrosse
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…